Saturday, September 27, 2008

Gulp.....

WE MEET AGAIN PEPOL.....

NEW CHARACTERS

BONEY M
P.DIDDY
HORNSWOGGLE
BIG DADDY V

looks like Arthas is really happy.... hmmm... wanna know why?? HE'S GOIN HOME!!! He misses Stormstrand so much... basically, Arthas is one of the last to leave The Commandcentre ... the only ones who were left wud be him, Rico Constantino, Psychosis, and Boney M.... Well, Bonny aint goin back Disco-land tho....

So, Arthas is going back with his comrade, Hornwoggle...via the Goblin Zeppelin... so, they boarded te Zeppelin.... only to find out that Arthas is sitting by the window!! The Death Knight is Acrophobic!!! pity to the knight....

Something happened to the Commandcentre a night ago... TOTAL BLAQOUT!!! yup considered lights out!!! So Arthas joined the Circle of Life together with AJ Styles, Psychosis, Rico Constantino, The Scorpion King, Boney M and others......They entered a world of total height of boredom so they ended up snapping photos of each other... basically the true intension is to use the flash to blind the eyes ala Dragon Ball Z's Tien's signature move, The Solar Flash....

at the Circle, Arthas found out concerning various informations.... apparently P.Diddy is getting closer to Big Daddy V... and is The Mastodon becoming a gay?? Ouchie....

prior to The Cold War, Arthas made a new ally, The Miz.... so far their friendship is good, and The Death Knight hopes that this time he wont drop a bombshell like he did with Hermione Granger.....he has already lost a true friend.. he hopes that he wont lose another.....

Friday, September 26, 2008

The "Cold" War

The "Cold" War.... did it even existed??

Arthas confronted The Olympian, The Miz, at the Hall of Knowledge... supposingly to bring an end to The Cold War..

Arthas expressed himself to The Miz... how an asshole he was... how herealised his hellacious mistake... how hurt he got... Miz simply listened... Arthas told her that he was acting more like an 8 year old rather than an 18 year old... he was also expecting a Reality Check from The Miz which in the end, he didnt even see it coming....

Arthas simply jumpd into conclusions concerning The Olympians... They dont hate him at all. Arthas simply felt it... Hermione did tell her friends concerning Arthas' casanovic antics towards her which allegedly made her cry and tore her heart apart... however by the time Arthas realised his mistake, it was all too late... The Rice Has Finally Become Porridge.... that automatically turned the tables and struck Arthas instead... that was how the Heart Breaking Event was brought to life...

Arthas expressed to The Miz that he still hav feelings for Hermione and is trying at his very best to make em fade... He has been doing a good job by hiding that fact from his knights though. Arthas knows that he needs to focus on the task at hand... the task in conquering The Scourge...Hermione is a loss that Arthas can never replace... however, Arthas is happy knowing that Hermione is in a good condition AND she finally has feelings for someone.. Hermione has moved on with sum1, what about Arthas?? Arthas simply thinks that he will never find someone as who would want a jerk'd-off death knight???

however, every cloud has a silver lining.......

Arthas lost a good friend, Hermione Granger... but gained a new ally, The Miz... he takes the Heart Breaking Event as a catalyst for him to be a better death knight... A worthy death knight prior to conquer the Scourge

will the death knight tag along with the egoic WWE Wrestler???

or will it soon be Death Aura vs The Reality Check??

we will soon find out in... Blaq 'N Wyte

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Click K BOOM!!

owkayyyy.....wuts next huh??

NEW CHARACTERS

MACE WINDU
PETER PETTIGREW
SNOW WHITE
CYCLOPS
EMINEM
GRIZZLY BEAR
MAWI
PSYCHOSIS



Arthas' "date" was splendid!! Madame Lizana did brought Padme Amidala into the picture... at first Arthas was the minority as he is only guy in d car. However, knowing Arthas to be the Master of Manupilation, he somewhat turned the tables and Padme got paku'd instead?? WOW!!

They were then joined by Madame Lizana's REAL nephew, Mace Windu... well, he indeed his aunty's nephew tho... them BOTH smoke!! phhheeewwww....... well, they ate at Pelita... ofcourse Arthas had better Nasi Kandar back in his homeland... then she treated them BASKIN ROBBINS!!!! Lucky them... Arthas and Padme went back to the college via Windu's car... ofcourse the scandalous antics of both Arthas and Padme made Windu think that they're a couple.... haha... PADME!!! UVE A BOYFIE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

honestly before the so-called "date", Arthas slept like snorlax in his room... THANKS TO ALLAH Madame Lizana called him and woke him up.... his roommates didnt even wake him up for berbuka... hahaha... then Padme on the other hand was late....as usual..... when Madame Lizana call'd her, she was in the shower!!! Arthas simply sed, no comment...

Padme told Arthas something which kinda shocked the knight... Padme's boyfie, JBL, roommate, Peter Pettigrew has a thing towards Arthas... *gulp* ... Arthas didnt realise that he is so good looking till even guys like em...!!! sayonara , Arthas....

Arthas' buddies somewhat dropp'd the bombshell to him... Arthas saw his classmates (Charlie Haas and the others) were discussing about this assignment... Arthas had no notification concerning this assignment... they had to organize this "language camp" which Shrek allegedly FORGOT to tell him!! Arthas went into Death Knight mode and went to search Chicken Little and Adolf Hitler (Shrek was absent).... they too, forgot about it!!! WHAT THE???!!! have pity for the knight...

Shrek did a hocus pocus zam zam alakazam magic trick.... the "Now U See Me, Now U Dont" trick.... he went back to The Swamp w/out nobody's notice!!! haih... that blasted ogre..... Hitler and Cyclops has already went back.... then the next day Little is going back... Thank God Rico Constantino is going back on the same day with Arthas... Arthas better watchout for the antics of Rico now that they are the only two in the room.... that wud be another *gulp* for the knight..

Yup, Rico has been much more "hostile" towards Arthas.... hugs and attempts of kissing... ouch!! now this wud be a *BIG GULP*.... the hazards being cute... and attractive...

owh yeah talking bout Rico, according to him, a chick told Psychosis that Arthas is so-not-goodlooking.... mustve been an Olympian... besides that, Grizzly Bear has a big ass thing towards Snow White... however Snow White is with Mawi (that was after her heart breaking event with Eminem)... Grizzly is totally hitting on White... can White handle this absurd situation?? hehehehehe....

basically Arthas somewhat got on the bad side of Little... they competed against each other in Medal of Honor... at first Arthas got hit hard by Little... that was till Arthas started using the bazooka and kabooming Little.... Little showd another unexpected attitude... which shocked both the knight and Scorpion King...

then Scorpion took on Arthas... Scorpion is good... wait, DAYM GOOD... so Arthas knew better a frontal assault wud be a total height of idiocy... he used his stealth tactic instead... the knights slayed the scorpion on several occasions... however the Scorpion's sting happened to be the difference maker.... hehe

besides all the gossiping, Arthas wants to end The Cold War... so he's planning in meeting The Miz at the Hall of Knowledge.... Wuts gonna happen?? Will Arthas reveal his true feelings?? Or will he release his Death Aura at The Miz instead?? Will The Miz giv him a Reality Check or perhaps the neckbreaking Mizard Of Oz??? Will all hell break loose?? Only time will tell....

NEW NAMES

Message from the author/director/mr.macho/blablablabla
im givin new names for the "characters"
its basically for the fun sake
ready??
im basically giving names based on REAL characters... either WWE superstars, cartoon characters, real life personnel, movie characters, game characters.... etc etc
lecturer's im giving em their real names aite??
The * means that their names remain the same.....



MACHA WHITEYARTHAS
THE ACCENT GIRLHERMIONE GRANGER
DR.MAINFRAMEDR.IZAHAM
THE MONKEY VITCHRICO CONSTANTINO
ADOLF MUSTARADOLF HITLER
SIR YELLOWCHARLIE HAAS
MISS NGA NGATHUMBELINA
TOJE DEKA TOYE KAJOL
THE SCORPION KING*
THE SARAWAKIAN J-MANAJ STYLES
RIKISHI*
CHICKEN TOMME'CHICKEN LITTLE
THE SABAHAN PRIDEPADME AMIDALA
MR.LAMP POSTJBL
PEE DEE SHREKSHREK
MAI-HIMEMAIHIME
MISSTER MAGOOLADY BOSS
MADAME EAZEMADAME IZYANI
MADAME MAMAMADAME HAMIDAH
THE BARBIE DOLLBARBIE GIRL
KAK JOYAHCLOVER
KEN*
THE AUSMAT STARRCEDRIC DIGGORY
MISS SO CAL SALLMISS SALLIZA
THE ALAMITE BOUNCERBETH PHOENIX
JA JA BINKXJAJA BINKS
AUNTY ELLMADAME LIZANA
VICIOUS VVENDETTA
RAZOR BLADESAMURAI X
THE SHE-LIKE NOBITATHE MIZ
UNCLE AUSMATERIC BISCHOFF

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

WOW!!!!!

WELCOME DEAR VIEWERS!!!

NEW CHARACTERS:

The She-like Nobita (Nobita)
Uncle Ausmat (Uncle)

Listening test today!!! Mama sed it was gonna be an easy one... well, she was partially ryte... Macha had a lil prob with the "address"....haha

again, Macha had to be Doll's guardian angel.... Kak Joyah!!!!! hahaha.... well, wut to do... owh yeah they went to the INTEC PC centre together... then The Olympians was there as well.... Macha didnt do anything tho... he met his friend Uncle Ausmat and....... ofcourse The Accent Girl...well Macha knows better not to start a conversation and he is doing a remarkable good job!! Accent too... they were complete strangers... well, its for the best of both of them... HOWEVER, Barbie Doll told Macha that Accent was giving her a scary look... cmon, Doll is THEIR Ken's girlfie... cant blame her..... hahaha.... still Doll thinks that Accent is giving her that look cuz of Macha... HELL NO!!! So, Doll wanted to do this "test".... by asking Macha to approach to Doll's place which he did... then Doll said that Accent glanced at her when Macha passd her to go head towards Doll!!! Wuts going on? Wallahualam... the bottom line is Macha and Accent's feelings for each other has long ago faded... hmmmm.... fishyyy....

Just like the previous day, Macha had to accompany Doll for lunch... KAK JOYAH WHEN R U CUMIN BACK!!!!! MACHA MISSSHHHHESSSS UUUUUU!!!!!! hahahaha... however the twist is, Ken aint with them as he has class.... owwwwwwww....

Ok, there was a conflict... previously, when Macha was emotionally disturbed by the Heart Breaking Event between him and Accent, Macha releases his fury in his blog... he encountered by non-other than Accent's "guardian"... The She-like Nobita... Nobita was somewhat pissd when Macha made a statement that she hated her... Macha simply sed wuts done is done... and she is welcomed to hate him if she desires cuz Macha has moved on...all Macha wishes is not to start World War 5 and to end this absurd Cold War... he is no longer bragging to Accent....so wuts the fuss girl??!!

owh yeah later Macha, together with The Sabahan Pride and Aunty Ell will be having dinner together except this time, Aunty Ell is bringing her nephew to tag along... the more the merrier ey??

Once again Adolf Mustar went into his 'beletiaq' mood that morning... The Monkey Vitch's clock was ringing like hell but he aint waking up.... instead it ticked Adolf!! he wa bla-bla-ing the entire morning... and that ticked Macha and Pee Dee Shrek...

owh yeah, Doll told Macha that she will be staying at Ken's place by the end of the year... WOW!! THINGS R STARTING TO HEAT UP!!! Macha is still girlfriend-less... and he is actually enjoying that fact... he swore casanova no more but he is afraid of another Heart Breaking Event so, he wudnt wanna jeopardize his condition.... basically, he wanna remain single for the time being and focus on the task at hand.... STUDIES!!!! Macha thinks that if he aces in his studies, he can finally claim to be the best... he realises that he has the looks, the personality, the style, the humour... all he need is academic excellent... so girls later and assalamualaikum books!!!!!!!!

Interesting......

A wonderful welcome ladies n gents!!! We're here now with another episode of Blaq 'N Wyte...

Now lets get the show on the road shall we??

NEW CHARACTERS:

Madame Eaze
Madame Mama (Mama)
The Barbie Doll (Doll)
Kak Joyah (Joyah)
Ken
The Ausmat Starr (Starr)
Miss So Cal Sall (Miss Sall)
The Alamite Bouncer (Bouncer)
Ja Ja Binkx (Ja Ja)
Aunty Ell
Vicious V (V)
Razor Blade (Razor)

A new assignment to be done... Dr. really loves giving assignments huh?? Can Macha cope up with shot?? We shall see.....

A NEW LECTURER is in the Group D town!!! Madame Eaze is pregnant and apparently her baby is cumin..... so yeah we've replacement.. now who is replacing Madame Eaze?? She's non other than Madame Mama....

Mama is a nicey lecturer... easy going tho... SHE ROX!!!! hahahaha

Owh yeah The Barbie Doll's P.I.C (Partner in Crime) went back to Miri already.... nope, not J-man but Kak Joyah instead.... Doll aint got a P.I.C...well too bad Macha ended up replacing Joyah... So, Doll wanted to hav her meal at d Olympus cafe... hehe Macha had to accompany her... it wasnt pleasant tho as Macha cudnt eat (fasting maaa)... thank god they were joined by Ken, Doll's boyfie, who happens to be Macha's bud since form three.... and u noe wut, Macha and Accent stared at each other as he and Doll passd the Olympians... however, Macha knows now as wuts done is done.... Accent is nothing but a trip to memory lane... Macha simply gave a weak smile... he doubts if Accent notices it... he doesnt even care tho

owh yeah, lately Macha is being much more religious... its as if he is balancing his life... meaning he is not just ebracing more in islam, but every aspects of his life... he wants to be Mr. All Rounder... gud luck Macha.....

Macha went solat zohor at the surau near Olympus and he bumpd into The Ausmat Starr... they shook hands... Macha knows deep down that Starr takes Macha as a piece of worm but still Macha is not doing a damn thing about it... he doesnt care bout the people's perceptions of him anymore

Doll is getting more hyperactive nowadays!!! both she and Macha were teasing each other like hell during Miss So Cal Sall's class... and Doll was also somewhat "wrestling" with The Alamite Bouncer, Sir Yellow and Ja Ja Binkx..... OWH YEAH ONE THING... Doll and Yellow were berebuting Macha's camera and the end result was..... DOLL BITING YELLOW'S HAND!!!! Purrrrrrrrrrrr.......

Chicken Tomme' is being a much more sarcastic being tho.... both he and Pee Dee Shrek were fart fighting!!! DAMNSTERDAM!!!! BUSYUUUK!!!!

VICIOUS V GOT SUSPENDED AND HIS JPA GOT PULLED AWAY!!! Well, according to Razor Blade, an Olympian got suspended or somesort... it was V... Macha found out when Ken told em... wut V did was he kinda talkd bad bout the INTEC Director, the INTEC Lecturers AND INTEC itself.... IN HIS VERY BLOGGER.......

the next day, Macha and his Aunty Ell is supposed to hav break-fasting 2gether... AND AUNTY ELL IS BRINGING THE PRIDE OF SABAH TOGETHER..... wuts gonna happen the next day eyy??? we just hav to wait and see then....

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Now That's a BLAST

NEW CHARACTERS:

Dr.Mainframe (Dr)
The Monkey Vitch (Monkey)
Adolf Mustar (Adolf)
Sir Yellow (Yellow)
Miss Nga Nga (Nga Nga)
Toje Deka Toye (Toje)
Scorpion King (King)
The Sarawakian J-man (J-man)
Rikishi (Kish)
Chicken Tomme' (Tomme')
The Sabahan Pride (Pride)
Mr. Lamp Post (Lamp)
Pee Dee Shrek (Pee Dee)
Mai-Hime (Mai)
Misster Magoo (Misster)

WELCOME TO BLAQ 'N WYTE!!!

Macha has a test comin!! and is he like ready???

Dr.Mainframe gave the entire group d a test... however Macha hav resources.... thanx to The Monkey Vitch he managed toace the 4 marks question....yippadeedoodah fer him....

owh yeah and on that very morning, he got beletiaq'd by Adolf Mustar..Adolf wanted to take his nicey bath but Macha was using the bathroom for his clothes washing... so, Adolf had his bath in the toilet instead....

u noe wut?? Macha and Sir Yellow wore the same outfit that day.... however they both didnt anticipate a direct "OMG, you guys are gay couple" chant from Miss Nga Nga and Toje Deka Toye..... still Macha and his another partner in crime Scorpion King countered their chants as Misster Magoo wore the same outfit with Nga Nga... LESBIONIC COUPLE!!! Macha and Yellow reminded The Sarawakian J-man when a FacEdu dude was not just wearing the same outfit but the same lanyard aswell... KESHIANNNNNN.....

Macha wrestled with Rikishi again.... this time Kish didnt finish the match wit The Vertical Limit... but THE MANDIBLE CLAW INSTEAD!! WITH CHICKEN TOMME'S SOCKS!!! GRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

The Sabahan Pride gave Macha a ring... it was her b'day and her beau, Mr. Lamp Post, wasnt around..... awwwwwwwww... So, Pride forced Macha to sing for her... a birthday song AND a malay song..... and she insisted in Macha speaking with his utara dialect...he did... Pride didnt get a single word he's saying.....besides that, Macha was teasing Pride cuz her roommate showd Macha a photo of Pride wearing TUDUNG!!! haha Pride ended up becoming down so in return Macha, together Tomme' and Pee Dee Shrek sang her happy bday...

another Law-girl gave Macha a ring on that very night, it was Mai-Hime...yeap both were bored and they had a chat together... is Macha flirting with her? nope he isnt.....

so wuts gonna happen next??? tune in for the next episode of Blaq 'N Wyte......

The Beginning

NEW CHARACTERS:

Macha Whitey (Macha)
The Accent Girl (Accent)

Ladies n gentlemen of all ages!!! We meet together in the latest series, Blaq 'N Wyte....

Ok as time passes by, thou shall witness the life of a growing kid, known as Macha Whitey...

Macha is a mix... basically "The Fairest of Them ALL"... well that is what he claims to be tho.. previously Macha got hurt due to love.... a long story tho...

Macha is a vain, narcissistic, brash, arrogant and cocky kiddo... however he's still easy going.. he enjoys making people laugh and stuff....

Macha had a dark past, before this he was The Blag Hart.. well, as days go by, people change and Macha is indeed a living proof of it...

Macha enjoys sports, especially marathons and wrestling... he aint the best marathonist in uitm BUT he has his achievements...yup he lost to his seniors but among the juniors, so far no one is giving im a worthy challenge... Macha jogs almost either every evening or morning....

Wrestling? he takes it as good entertainment despite the fact that it's fake... "WHO CARES?" he uttered once...

well, being Mr. MVP (nope not Most Valuable Player but Most Vain Person) has effected his new life, but he has a kind heart.. after his Heart Breaking Event with The Accent Girl, he learned the true value of love and relationships... that event was the catalyst on Macha's improvement.....

Hmmmm..... so, yeah Macha is looking for a potential girlfriend now but he aint have high hopes fer it... whoever is interested in him has to realise that he is well-occupied with studies and college activities...

so, thats more or less about it..... wonder what's gonna happen next??